tongue tied and twisted.

     ^{“ Okay, okay. No need to get so flustered, Blaine. It was just a friendly suggestion. Keep it in consideration. If you ever have urges that vanilla Hummel can’t help you with, I’m only one call away. Or one webcam away, whatever your preference is. Really adorable how you reacted though, killer—- kind of makes me think that you’ve thought about this kind of thing with me before. “}

     “My urges are taken care of just fine.  Thank you for your offer but it is completely unnecessary, Sebastian.  Kurt and I are perfectly..fine in that department.  Give him a break. Or me one if you don’t want to be so gracious to him.  He’s not as vanilla as you’re accusing him of being.  Believe it or not?  W-We..have topics other than sex to discuss.  Your concern about my sexual health and well-being, heartwarming yet slightly embarrassing as it is, can be put to rest. I swear.
                    —Uh..  No.  Me?  With you?  No.  Of course I haven’t..”