“I have to try harder? Why is coaxing Rachel off another ledge suddenly only my responsibility? If I remember correctly, it was your girlfriend’s fault! She’s not listening to me. Maybe she’ll listen to you. If I go in there AGAIN, she’s going to kill me with her lazerbeam eyes because I ‘didn’t stand up for her enough’. You’re the neutral party. I think it’s your turn!”
“P.S.! Don’t try the chocolate. She threw it at my face.”