dani.

    “ hey, i may be dating santana,
      but if you think i have ANY sway on that woman, you are   m i s t a k e n. “

     like hell she’s going to risk being caught on fire by rachel’s
     death glare.       “ how am i the mutual party? i’m unwillingly biased.
                                literally – santana made me sign a contract. if i go in there, she’ll
                                have my head. my SEX LIFE is on the line, blaine. “

             “ i suggest we get a kitten. that’ll distract her, right? “

      Coming between Dani and Santana’s sex life wasn’t a situation
Blaine wanted to be remotely the cause of.  He’d take a moody, stubborn
diva any day rather than a sexually frustrated Santana who, unlike Rachel,
might actually stab him if she threatened to.

      “IF I come home with a kitten, KURT will have my head because with
      kittens comes hair and that’s MY sex life on the line.  Compromise time.
      I buy the flowers, honey and her weird organic tea I’m SURE  I have to
      take four trains to get and YOU distract Santana from making this worse.
      If that doesn’t work?  Plan E is a hotel room to hide in.”