❛ You’re gonna squirt me with a water bottle? Aw, that’s a real bummer. I was hoping you’d squirt me with something else. ❜
“Did you just–Oh God–How did I not see that coming from a mile away? With all the money you have? You really should pay someone to patch the hole in the filter between what’s going on in your head and what comes out of your mouth. Some things are better left unsaid. That? That would be one.”