meme continuation. @notacrabbastian​

he who needs gatorade and advil.

text | rockstar :  that explains why my head is bursting.
text | rockstar :  i’d totally bang me, though. doesn’t surprise me. wouldn’t you??  

( mssg » sebastian | sent ) That’s one of several reasons why your head is bursting, Sebastian.
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) I can give you a play-by-play on a few of them if you want?  I’m sure there was more before you drunk dialed me for help.
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) It doesn’t surprise me that you’d “bang” yourself.  Hm. Wouldn’t I what?  Hit on myself?  😉