dave.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) Well. Then i’d say that you should expect the unexpected then. I don’t mind second hand embarrassment, even though I don’t think you’ll give me any.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) I’ve pulled over, I figure I can share this now 😉 
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( mssg » dave | sent ) I might put that theory to test on numerous occasions but you’re incredibly sweet for saying I won’t.
( mssg » dave | sent ) You..what?  You’re not going to..?  Oh God..
( mssg » dave | sent ) ……
( mssg » dave | sent ) Well..  Hm.  You definitely did.  I almost dropped my phone.  I think it would have been worth the sacrifice.  I do hope you’re in the car because you’re on the way home.  You better be.