aren’t you sweet?

❝ And why is that? Because not only do I cope with a raging Diva from day to day but I also cope with a complete jerk? Ah, yes. You know my struggle well. So considerate, baby. ❞

“Wow.  You always say such nice things to me.  I love you, too.  Keep it up.  Apparently someone wants to end up in the doghouse again tonight.  I’m starting to think you like it there.”