this jerk.

   ❝ Hey babe, get over here. You won’t believe this, it’s the strangest thing. I’m reading a book called My Boyfriend Is A Raging Diva and it really reminded me of you. ❞

“Oh really?  Sounds like a fascinating read, Sebastian.  You should try reading the sequel when you’re done.  It’s called Living With A Complete Jerk: A User’s Guide To Coping.  Totally reminds me of you.”