“How do you even- Killer’s. Blaine’s like sunshine wrapped in SEX. I got like. Zero chance
── I COULD FUCK ANYONE I WANT
── but I got like, zero, like subzero without his maskof a chance with him. Be my guest. You can try if you want. But ‘less you got a lady face
── you kinda do, lil bit
── he ain’t gonna be interested. Even if he WAS, he’s like, so damn gay. Like he’s fucking the major of gay town. No way he’d go for me. So freaking pretty, though. Could literally make a honeycomb in those eyes. Better not tho. They’d get stuck in his hair. Bet they look fantastic when he’s cumming. His eyes. Not bees. Do bees even like fuck, or they just sprout out of honey? Such a fucking sex God. I’d be the nicest fucking stepford husband if he’d just
── kinda blew it tho. Guess it’s not appropriate to offer blowjob as reparation for almost blinding someone.”
pianokeysandbowties back up 