he’s going to kill me.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) I hope you’re so ready for the couch too.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) I will get you banned at the Hallmark store, mark my words. 
( mssg » blaine | sent ) No see, you did do shots. I’m pretty sure Santana didn’t dump the shots in your mouth, so it’s not Santana’s fault 100%
( mssg » blaine | sent ) 1000% dead serious. If I were a magic 8 ball you would be getting an answer like ‘Try again when you’re not in the dog house’ 🙂 

( mssg » kurt | sent ) WAit! I haev to sleep on the couchr!?!
( mssg » kurt | sent ) She dirnt but I the couch?@ Really?
( mssg » kurt | sent ) im in the dog house. GREat.

( mssg » kurt | sent ) can I shake the magic 8 ball one more time for a possiblyt different anwer? the first one was horrible.