❝ Oh no, she still has a slight VENDETTA over him for cracking eggs on her head last year. Long story short, they dated for a while when he attended McKinley — for some reason or another — and he ended up betraying her by breaking her heart. It wasn’t pretty. So, my answer would have to be no. But, on the topic of coffee, we’ll have to see. Rachel and Mercedes are friends with Kurt, so they can’t POSSIBLY judge me, lest they be labelled h y p o c r i t e s, and they wouldn’t dare. Their massive diva egos would SHUDDER at the thought of being ‘ unjustifiably accused ’.
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“You know, word travels fast from one show choir circle to the other but I never heard the story of how Jesse Saint James cracked eggs on Rachel Berry’s head. That’s pretty brutal even for competition standards. Some people. Coffee! Right! If this is an acceptance of the invitation then I’d be honored. Rachel and Mercedes will just have to smoulder in silence if they find out and disapprove. I’m willing to leave any and all talk of the Warblers and New Directions on the Not To Be Discussed List regardless. Besides. There has to be more to learn about Quinn Fabray that’s much more interesting. What coffee you drink is good for starters. Yeah? You can tell me on the walk.”