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Dave: Well technically I’m OG Dave. He moved in after me.
Dave: Idk that any of the sisters of indulgence consider themselves adorable but maybe? I haven’t really asked. I’m not really into drag queens, though I like the art aspect of it.
Dave: No, not a Gremlin. Just a fat cat with a face of perpetual disappointment and hunger.
Dave: Like me back in high school. 
Dave: Anyways, sorry to bother you

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Oh!  Wrong sort of Sister in my head completely.  The ones I was thinking of usually have completely different habits that are a lot more quiet than the ones drag queens have.  If you follow..
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Sorry.  That was my attempt at a 11:44pm joke.  You don’t have to laugh.
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Ha!  Maybe he just needs a hobby?
( mssg » unknown number | sent ) You didn’t bother me.  

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Wait.  How’d you get my number? Is this someone I know? Or am I talking to a total stranger?  Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing I’ve done this week but now I’m curious.

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