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Dave: Oh, I see. Like Whoopi Goldberg only not caramelite. Good show too, the musical came through last year. Didn’t hate it. 
Dave: LoL
Dave: No, it was funny. I’m promise. I’m just mortified at myself as a general life rule. 
Dave: He has a hobby. The imperial rule of the apt takes up at least 18 hours of his day. 
Dave: Umm, well 75 percent chance I just erroneously dialed. Thick fingers.
Dave: 25 percent chance I have you in my phone? Don’t recognize the number though so most likely not the latter.
Dave: Wait- so what is the weirdest thing you’ve done this week? 

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) The weirdest thing I’ve done this week?  I can narrow it down to one of two things.   The oddest being the fact that I watched two mimes (one painted gold, one painted silver) fist fight in the subway.
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Allegedly, the silver mime was too close to other’s turf.  A guy holding a sign reading “SINNERS REPENT” was standing there watching. I’m not sure if it was a sign from heaven or anything like that.  But it was a surreal experience that only New York City can provide.

( mssg » unknown number | sent ) Let’s figure out the mystery then.  My name’s Blaine.  Ring a bell?