sebastian.

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     ( mssg » killer 🍑 | sent ) Not specifically. Are you hungry?? I just wanted to offer my kindness as a guest. Bring something for when we hang out.
     ( mssg » killer 🍑 | sent ) Like a condom.
     ( mssg » killer 🍑 | sent ) Some food***
     ( mssg » killer 🍑 | sent ) Damn. Auto-correct blows.

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( mssg » sebastian | sent ) How about you show me what all the hype is about courvoisier and coffee by bringing some?  My father’s more of the scotch and brandy sort of guy.  We never have that in the house.  I’ve been curious to try it since you keep lamenting on how wonderful it is.
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) I..uh..
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) Did you just? 
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) You know food and condom aren’t close enough for autocorrect in the slightest…right? 

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