patrick.

[Text]: Will do.
[Text]: Wait, what do you mean IF he likes me? Everyone likes me. I’m fucking charming! I’ll definitely get those beers!
[Text]: Oh, It won’t be something childish like Sesame Street, but if I need a good 80′s love ballad, I’m not ashamed to request Careless Whisper. Cheesy love ballads are the greatest, and you know it. 😉 
[Text]: Oh, and I have no problem dealing with you later. That sounds pretty promising to me… 😉

( mssg » patrick | sent ) I know you’re charming.  Joe just requires more than charming to get past his Dad stare.  I don’t understand why but I’m not asking an old man why he’s taken me in as a son he’s never had.
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Especially considering I think he is probably part of the mafia.

( mssg » patrick | sent ) If he offers you alcohol for free?  I think that’s the same thing was being invited into the family.  Or allowed to circle it on the outside until you graduate to the next level.  
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I can’t tell you how many customers he’s kicked out who’ve tried hitting on me at the bar.  Not that I’m complaining.  I’m pretty sure he did me a favor each time.
( mssg » patrick | sent ) Oh, how little you know if you think having me sing Wham! is a threat.   

( mssg » patrick | sent ) Are you sure about that?  Are you realllllly sure??