shade sister.

“  just  wait  until  tomorrow ;  i’m  determined  to  make  her  cry  at  least  once  before  rehearsal  is  over .  its  not  MY  fault  she  lacks  character .  she  can  dish  it  but  she  can’t  take  it .  at  least  rachel  berry  has  a  backbone .  its  sad .  like  watching  bambi  trying  to  walk  for  the  first  time ,  PAINFUL  but  impossible  to  look  away ”.

“At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if her head didn’t blow up.  Or SHE just goes,” Blaine’s fingers waved around like he was mixing together just the right concoction for a massive Tina Tantrum Bomb then shot up in a mushroom cloud formation gesturing that his conjuring worked along with a perfectly timed, “KAPOW!”  Smirking, he leaned in and bonked their shoulders together.  “All I’m saying is if we were put in charge of keeping her distracted so she doesn’t make Rachel want to throw her–or herself–out the window and she explodes while under our supervision?  THEY’RE going to make us clean up the mess.”