“What?” he smiled, showing he knew exactly what, and because Blaine’s smile always echoed on his lips. He crossed his arms, smirking now. “It’d be a whole lot sexier than whatever you’re doing now with baby face — i didn’t know boys that age even HAD enough hormones to need rigorous exfoliation, the more you know, huh? — plus it’d have a definite afterglow effect.” he winked. “Win, win, killer.”

“Sebastian.  That’s my boyfriend you’re talking about.  Kurt has his quirks and routines. They just h-help make him the unique person..he..is..”  Sebastian was doing that THING again.  You know?  That thing.  The one where he ends up tangling Blaine’s tongue to the point he was sure if he stuck it out?  It’d be in a knot.  Or several.  

Stuttering to catch up, Blaine swallowed and felt like his face had become the surface of the sun all in a blink.  God, he hated it when he got this behind on the banter game.  It was almost impossible to get back to Sebastian’s speed.  Then Sebastian trashed his efforts with that name.  One that made Blaine’s insides flip for reasons he’d rather not think about.  “You really said that..?  Put it right out there like that..   Just..  Wow.  Right when I thought you couldn’t amaze me more than two seconds ago?  You, somehow, manage to pull it off.”