santana lopez.

she  had  to  give  to  blaine ;  ever  since  he  moved  to  new  york  he  had  proven  to  be  a  worthy  person  to  hang  around ,  most  importantly ,  a  willing  partner  when  she  was  in  the  mood  to  drag  someone  through  the  mud .  santana  pushes  him  playfully  in  return .  “  they  knew  exactly  what  they  were  in  for  the  minute  they  asked  me  to  entertain  her  when  she  came  to  visit .  in  my  defense ,  i  TRIED  to  be  nice ,  but  the  minute  she  started  dishing  her  RIDICULOUS  diva  attitude  around ,  i couldn’t  be  held  responsible  for  my  actions .  god  knows  i  can’t  leave  her  alone  with  you ;  she  might  vapo – rape  you  again .  or  worse ;  scented  oils  .”

Hazel eyes followed the tantrum throwing diva all the way to the bathroom.  The door slammed and he couldn’t stop himself from cracking up to the point he had to muffle the noise with his hand clamped over his mouth.  Thank God she was locked away.  What came next made, even him, stumble a beat or two before he could figure out what to say.  Santana went there.  “How could you,” he tried to pretend to be serious, “that is a very tender subject even years later.  I still can’t smell Vick’s without laughing.”  He leaned in, that low-browed look faded into an uneven, sharing a secret kinda grin and his voice wobbled with held in laughter.  “Kurt can’t either without teasing me.  And then rolling his eyes and scrunching up his nose like he’s having a flashback of a memory he wasn’t even there for.  I swear.  It’s hilarious.  Don’t tell him though.”