mrbisected‌.

still in town, man? it’s always somewhat nice to come across someone he actually thinks he recognizes, a break from walking around and wondering how many faces he’s forgotten. hope everything’s alright.”

he looks down for a moment, hoping he actually has remembered him, and isn’t making an utter fool of himself. he decides to give it a shot anyway. i have the day off, so i could show you around if you want.

“Yeah.  Still in town,” Blaine hummed over the rim of his glass quirking a brow as he took a sip.  “Looks like the part they need has to come from the nearest dealership.  The closest one that has it in stock?  Phoenix.  Aside from the one they thought they needed two days ago when it arrived and it was the wrong one, I mean.”  

He’d already let Cooper know he was going to be late.  Like days late.  Now?  Seems as though it’s going to be a few more.  

Aside from knowing no one?  The quiet and boredom from lack of company or anything to do was going to start driving him crazy.  No wonder why so many townies ended up right where he was.  At the tavern.  “Yeah?  Seriously?”  His heart leaps at the offer and he’s already stepping away from his half empty drink and motioning towards the door. “Lead the way.  You have no idea how stir crazy I’m getting.  Good day off so far?”

dave.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) I think without context it’s kind of weird.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) I promise not to judge you at all.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) C’mon, Blaine.

( mssg » blaine | sent ) Don’t be shy. 

( mssg » blaine | sent ) I wanna know.

( mssg » dave | sent ) Great!  So, you’re telling me I made this weird by trying to not make it weird?  That’s pretty much par for the course in my book lately.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Since you promised.  Plus, now, I’ve got to make this un-weird.
( mssg » dave | sent ) We’re in your car heading somewhere.  I haven’t been able to figure out where yet.  Maybe if I have it again?  Anyway.  Your hand is in mind while the other is steering.  Oh,  This is in one version of it.  Cause there’s two. 
( mssg » dave | sent )

You’re telling me that you’re so excited and we’re both itching to get to wherever it is we’re heading.  Our first trip together or whatever and it’s this huge deal.
( mssg » dave | sent ) I have no idea what road we’re on but you pull over and we’re suddenly out of the car and on some lakefront.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Have I lost you here?  Still with me?

dave

( sms ) i think that depends on the context.
( sms ) what kind of dream is it?

( mssg » dave | sent ) What if the context makes it weird?

( mssg » dave | sent )

You promise not to judge me too harshly if it does?

( mssg » dave | sent )

You’re free to tell me to shut up at any time! 

( mssg » dave | sent )

I just want to put that disclaimer on the table.

@damagebuilt ; continued from here.

torrance‌.

          GREEN EYES ADJUST to the shine of the ghost light on the stage, but just for a moment, before blaine has flicked on some of the lights, and stadium seating exposes itself at an entirely new angle. sure, she’d been in the auditorium countless times before, but usually her little butt was planted in one of the maroon folding seats. no, now she was standing on the stage with him, on the other end of the room she’d always seen without thinking twice.     ❝  it’s so cool to just like… be on this side of it, y’know ?  ❞     she crosses her arms, holding herself a little as she shrugs.     ❝  i mean, i’m… an avid shower-singer. but… i dunno. i love music, all music, and… i guess i just can’t remember a time when i wasn’t interested. i just didn’t… think i’d be good enough to bother…  ❞

Blaine stole a few seconds to glance out over the rows of seats that stretched up into the inky dark.  “You know?  Sometimes,” he paused and shook his head turning his attention to her and lifting his brows to stress his correction, “All the time, actually, being up here?  Makes me feel like I’m in a different world.  From the stage to the props and even if there aren’t any where and it’s only lights above and below?”  His toe nudged at the row of footlights on the lip of the stage.  “I think coming up here lets you be good enough no matter how much you might doubt yourself.  Once you’re here?  If you let it?  The stage takes care of the rest,” he smiled warmly, “Sorry.  That’s grossly poetic.  So.  Do you have questions about the New Directions?  Or do you want to get down to the part where we sing right away?  Cause, as of right now, this is your show.”

Smut Prompts

absoluterpmemetrash‌.

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

  1. First – Our muses having their first time
  2. Mouth – One of our muses going down on the other
  3. In – Our muses involved in penetrative sex
  4. Plunge – One of our muses fingering the other
  5. Behind – Our muses having anal sex
  6. Scratch – Our muses having rough sex
  7. Voice – Our muses having phone sex
  8. Pony – One muse riding the other
  9. Beg – One of our muses denying the other their orgasm
  10. Toys – One muse uses sex toys on the other
  11. More – One muse has multiple orgasms
  12. Play – Our muses roleplay in the bedroom
  13. Video – Our muses watch pornography together
  14. Speed – Our muses have a quickie
  15. Blind – One muse blindfolds the other for sex
  16. Worship – One muse worships the others body during sex
  17. Control – One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex
  18. Perform – One muse watching the other masturbate for them
  19. Watch – One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner
  20. Alone – One muse masturbating to the thought of the other
  21. Bind – Our muses using restraints in the bedroom
  22. Risky – Our muses having sex without protection
  23. Motor – Our muses having sex in a car
  24. Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel
  25. Party – Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together
  26. Nature – Our muses having sex outside
  27. Pray – Our muses have sex in a house of worship
  28. Sorry – Our muses having sex after an argument
  29. Reunite – Our muses having sex after being apart for some time
  30. Rub – Our muses take part in frottage/friction play
  31. Slap – One muse spanks the other
  32. Partition – One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other
  33. Passing – Our muses have a one night stand
  34. Domestic – Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple
  35. Honeymoon – Our muses have sex as newlyweds
  36. Celebrate – Our muses have sex on a holiday
  37. Caught – Our muse get caught having sex by a third party
  38. Friends – Our muses are friends with benefits
  39. Wet – Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)
  40. Coffee – Our muses have sex in the morning
  41. Private – Our muses have sex in a closet
  42. Math – Our muses have sex in the 69 position
  43. Veins – Our muses indulge in bloodplay
  44. Create – Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive
  45. Gasp – Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom
  46. Lock – One muse uses a chastity device on the other
  47. Whisper – One muse dirty talks the other
  48. Liquor – Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol
  49. Influence – Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie
  50. Exposed – Our muses take part in exhibitionism
  51. Warning – Our muses try some more dangerous sex
  52. Silent – One muse gags the other
  53. Past – Our muses have sex in a historical AU
  54. Shame – One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game
  55. Doctor – One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay
  56. Reflect – Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror
  57. Greed – Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex
  58. Strap – One muse pegs the other
  59. Throne – One muse sits on the other’s face
  60. Magic – Our muses have sex as part of a ritual
  61. Feel – Our muses engage in sensation play
  62. Soldier – Our muses play with a military/uniform kink
  63. Survival – Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm
  64. Finale – Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm
  65. Heal – One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner
  66. Goodbye – Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other
  67. Slumber – One muse has a sex dream about the other

hcneysckle·:

i need exes au’s.

  • we just broke up and you came over to get a box of your stuff from my place but wtf the power went out because of a really bad storm and you shouldn’t be driving in this just … chill for a couple of hours, okay?
  • we broke up years ago and both moved away, lost touch. now our friends each suggested a blind date and shit, you’re my date apparently. 
  • we moved into a little apartment together while we were dating and then we broke up but neither of us could really afford to get our own place so now we’re stuck as roommates, watching each other bring home random one night stands or dates.
  • you were my brother/sister’s best friend and that’s how we met, and started dating. now we broke up and you’re obviously still friends with them, and you spend nights at my place but now it’s just awkward to run into you in the hall way at 1 am right after my shower.
  • we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.
  • we were our high school’s golden couple but we went to different colleges and the distance broke us up. fifteen years later, i’m in the middle/just getting over a bad marriage and you’re having your own relationship problems and it’s the high school reunion.
  • we dated pretty seriously and your parents were also absentee. now we are broken up and it’s like five years later and your absentee father is my new boss.