sam.  @nostoriesleftuntold

( text message. → b ) so i mean it i saw a ufo.
( text message. → b ) i even got a pic of it.
( text message. → b ) proof.
( text message. → b ) [ 2839.jpg ]

( mssg » sam | sent )  A ufo?  Show me??
( mssg » sam | sent ) Wow!  That’s weirdly pink, don’t you think?
( mssg » sam | sent ) I mean.  That’s not what I was expecting them to look like at all.
( mssg » sam | sent )

Though I guess what better way to not start an intergalactic panic than to go for the least threatening color known to us mere humans?