notacrabbastian.

pianokeysandbowties
replied to your post “i. fell. off. my. bed.”

You alright? LOL. Keeping it real.

it happened in stages, so i managed. no blood, no foul. 

Those tags tho!  OMFG!

// Was it in stages like..the initial stage of denial?  “No I am not falling off the bed.”  Followed by desperate, “If I lean right now I can save myself?”  Then the panicky “Grab at air cause that’ll help!  ANYTHING will help?!?!”  Followed by gravity winning out slowly like, “Oop. Nope.  Just give in and let it happen.” Cause that’s how I see this.  You dork.