Tag: memes

demcntia:

a Concept™: you and your partner make a pinterest board and each pins something after the other until you’ve reached a certain number (be it 20, 30, idk). at that, you stop and make up a plot/au from the things you two gathered. 

p.s.: you can’t/shouldn’t discuss your ideas before you reach that number though, or it kinda kills the purpose behind it. the more pins you manage to include or base the plot/au out of the better !! 

Lyric Starters: Bruno Mars

alannasroleplaymemes:

Adjust pronouns as needed! 🙂

“Easy come, easy go.”
“I’d catch a grenade for you.”
“But you won’t do the same.”
“Tell the devil I said ‘Hey’ when you get back to where you’re from.”
“Yeah, you’ll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car.”
“You said you loved me – you’re a liar.”
“When I compliment her she won’t believe me.”
“She’s so beautiful.”
“If perfect’s what you’re searching for, then just stay the same.”
“We’re looking for something dumb to do.”
“I think I wanna marry you.”
“Who cares if we’re trashed?”
“If we wake up and you wanna break up that’s cool.”
“It was fun, girl.”
“Never had much faith in love or miracles.”
“You can make a sinner change his ways.”
“I should’ve bought you flowers.”
“It haunts me every time I close my eyes.”
“I’ll be the first to say that I was wrong.”
“I remember how much you loved to dance.”
“I’m too hot!”
“Don’t believe me? Just watch!’
“If you freaky, then own it!”
“Don’t brag about it, come show me.”

A Muse’s Confessions

be-free-my-words :

😃- someone they’re friends with but would never admit it
😠- someone they secretly hate
😭- last time and thing they cried about
😘- someone they wouldn’t mind kissing
😯- someone they don’t like talking to
😲- something/someone they’re scared of
😓- their biggest phobia
😵- something that confuses them
😶- something that bothers them
😳- someone they actually admire/look up to
👻- what memory haunts them the most
😆- someone they love being around
😊- their best memory
😐- the most embarrassing thing they’ve ever done
😤- someone they want to fight
😍- someone they love

how about them single parent!au’s??

dumhaz :

  • im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
  • i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
  • you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby 
  • we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
  • you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
  • we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
  • our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
  • we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)
  • our children are best friends….yeah
  • “i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”
  • you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you