Less “meet cute.”  More “meet ugly.”
44. – My muse read your muse’s phone number on a bathroom wall and decided to call for some reason. @ofscarllet

“Hello–Barry?  My name is Blaine.  I know this is going to sound weird but–I thought you’d like to know that I’m standing in the bathroom at The Stonewall Inn in East Village?  Okay that’s nothing special–give me a second?  Unless I’m very mistaken?  Or you know this by now and don’t mind?   Your name is written underneath a ‘for a good time call’ in a stall here. Although effective, I’m sure?  I don’t think that’s a usual way for someone to pick up guys? Unless it’s your thing–then by all means–hang up on me before I embarrass myself more than this call already has.”