“Would people buy it if I told them I was drunk? I mean spiked eggnog is all the rage among people our age, so it could easily be a legitimate excuse. That’s not something I’d normally put up, so I could pull off the altered mind angle. I mean, if I really wanted to. But then again, it’s never been beyond me to pull off something completely stupid. I vaguely remember pole dancing in the choir room once, entirely on a dare. Or was it a bribe?”
“You know you’re one of the oddest people I know? Not sure if I ever told you that but I think it’s time to make it official. Odd in a good way–I mean! I’m not sure using the excuse of underage drinking is going to make this better. Why not just leave it as is? You could totally try to go for the angle of them being the perverts for taking your Christmas tree in the wrong direction?
You did what? Is that why Thad can never make eye contact with you without turning six shades of red?”
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