⟨ text : blaine ⟩ oh, i’m sorry. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩gif. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩mom graciously offers to fund my successful career journey. headshots aren’t free, squirt. i also wouldn’t be able to work from behind bars (unless the role is a prisoner, obviously). so i think that falls under the helping with my successful career journey dealio. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ relax, i’m watching from my car. i’d be thrilled to be compensated for a small scratch and the loss of a wing mirror with a handsome and expertly signed headshot of yours truly. or frank. he’s just as great. i can’t imagine there’ll be any trouble. and, for the record, i run my fansite with the help of my assistant. i wouldn’t need you anyway. nor would frank. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ the best casting decisions are made by those who have their daily venti iced skinny soy hazelnut macchiatos with sugar free syrup, an extra shot, light ice and holding of the whipped cream. consequently, i spend a lot of my time around the drive through. making good impressions. sometimes i throw a little improv out there. oh no! i ran over a bird! i’m distraught! it works like a charm.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) The fact that you took that much time to finding a gif to send me in hopes of making fun of me makes you an even bigger NERD than the one you’re trying to make me out as! Just so you know.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) Yeah yeah. Whatever you say. She still isn’t going to be too thrilled about having to bail you..or Frank..out of jail for a Hit And Run. Get back there. Now! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Wait. You’re sitting in your car? You freaked me out this bad and never left in the first place? Cooper. You’re a such a jerk sometimes. ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Hang on. Assistant? When did you get an assistant?? ( mssg » cooper | sent ) That’s a laundry list of a drink name. Do you really order that in the drive thru? I feel bad for the guy at the window.. ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Ah! I’m sure your improv makes up for the ten cars behind you. Very clever Cooper.
⟨ text : blaine ⟩ i forgot you were a total nerd who doesn’t text in class. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩frank is a well loved and respected – not to mention incredibly talented – actor. he doesn’t need any mom money. not this week anyway. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩my online presence is incredibly important, blaine! these instafamous people are getting everything. sugar bear hair sponsorship? they get it. i could do it. i’ve got great hair. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ this is los angeles, people always stay longer than they’re meant to. getting a ticket is just a daily occurrence. you don’t get that excitement in new york, squirt! reason number 793 from the cooper anderson memoirs of why you should scrap those broadway dreams and hit hollywood hard. we could be the next hemsworth brothers. you can be liam minus miley and i’ll be chris. except i’ll be doing the hunger games too. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ my lips are sealed. the non disclosure agreement i signed in the starbucks drive through yesterday forbids me from saying any more.
( mssg » cooper | sent ) I’m not a nerd. I just like learning. There’s a difference! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) …… ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Not this week anyway. Let’s try to make sure he doesn’t ever need to use the mom money to get himself out of prison, okay? ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Cooper. The longer Frank waits to get back there, the more trouble he’s going to get in. If the cops are there, he can say he didn’t think he hit someone but circled back just to check and be safe. ( mssg » cooper | sent ) It’s hard to have an online presence while you’re in jail when you’re the one running your own fansite! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Before you ask. No. I won’t run it for you if you get sent to the tank! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) As tempting as that sounds, New York is where I want to be. Los Angeles is my runner up. Do you think I could make–Wait! Forget about the Hollywood/Broadway talk! Frank is seriously running out of time! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) …Starbucks drive thru?
⟨ text : blaine ⟩ see, if you were someone who texted back quickly, frank wouldn’t be in a predicament. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩say he has done exactly what you said not to. should he go back and get it? ⟨ text : blaine ⟩also, remind me to put that acclamation on my online profile later! although you’ll have to make a name for yourself so i can actually use it as a direct quote. ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ maybe just get all your high school friends to hit the like button on my fan page status when it gets uploaded? a couple hundred teenagers thinking i’m definitely famous and well loved is guaranteed to get me a roll in the hunger games revival. keeps me young and relevant! ⟨ text : blaine ⟩ you didn’t hear that spoiler from me though!
( mssg » cooper | sent ) I was in class! What kind of a predicament? Should I even ask? ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Oh my god! Yes! Yes! He should go back and get it. Unless he left a number to contact him written on the back! Mom will freak out if she has to send him bail money! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) I can’t believe we’re talking about your fandom and online profile right now! ( mssg » cooper | sent ) Focus, Coop! There is a much bigger problem if the owner of the car already left wherever it is Frank was when this happened. ( mssg » cooper | sent ) ….. Is that real? Or did Frank hit his head when he committed a huge traffic violation/possible felony?
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