“I think after this, we deserve not Only coffee and cream cheese, but a Scone too— just roll over onto Your side— I’m pretty sure your Legs ain’t supposed to bend like That, so the longer you stay like That, the worse it’s goin’ to get.”
“That was a great idea–until I did it. Much like the one that said, ‘Hey! You should do Yoga today to shake some stress of!’ Sure, the stress is long gone but I don’t think my back is never going to forgive me. Oo! Scones. Definitely scones. Meet me outside in a few minutes? Gotta shower and change. Or I might scare people with the mess I’m in.”
“Oh good, not just me then. —I vote We get golden stars for at least Tryin’, and that we bail out and go Get coffee and bagels instead.”
“Nope, not just you–Oh God I don’t think I’m ever getting out of this position. I totally owe myself a coffee and some blueberry cream cheese after this. Mine just–shoving my feet back over my head? I’m pretty sure I can’t move. Or even if I could? I better not.”
pianokeysandbowties back up 