sloppy drunk.
( sms to: blanderson ) 🖕
( sms to: blanderson ) Laugh it up. At least my life is more exciting than yours.
( sms to: blanderson ) I’m gonna stop answering you.
( sms to: blanderson ) Fuck that. I’ve been laying here for like twenty minutes now.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) 😮
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) Exciting? My life is plenty exciting enough. Thank you very much.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) Why? Please don’t. I don’t want to miss the glorious moment when you start picking bark dust out of your underwear. That, truly, is a rockstar life you’re living.
( mssg » puckerman | sent ) Twenty minutes? How can you pretend to be remotely comfortable enough to do that?
pianokeysandbowties back up 