( mssg » blaine | sent ) See now I need to go back and review our text messages. I have to study the big hint you apparently dropped. ( mssg » blaine | sent ) It was my evil mission, didn’t you know? That was my plan. Someone told me I should start one, or rather, someone inspired me to start one 😉 ( mssg » blaine | sent ) Mhmm, I did challenge it. Our place, twenty minutes, our bed. Meet me there.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) It’s like a George Lucas Easter Egg hunt. Give it a try! I’ll tell you how warm or cold you’re getting if you think you’re close. 😛 ( mssg » kurt | sent ) What have I told you about sex riots? You’re only supposed to start them when we have this place to ourselves. Not on a subway car. ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Which we do. So get those feet of yours moving faster. ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Oh. Wait. Different kind of sex riot on my mind. Sorry. And, hey, Kurt? I already beat you there. 😉
( mssg » blaine | sent ) It most certainly is, Blaine. Maybe you should think of your choices before you say it ;P ( mssg » blaine | sent ) There’s another guy arguing with him now, they’re both trying to give me sex tips. I’m pretty sure by the next stop everyone will be talking about sex tips. ( mssg » blaine | sent ) Bring. It. On. 😉 😉 😉
( mssg » kurt | sent ) Duly noted, gorgeous. Or.. Or! Maybe I did? And that was one huge hint? Or it’s me going with the flow and trying not to look like a complete idiot. You can always try to test the waters and see? I’m not saying I’d be opposed to that idea. Not. At. All. ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Great. Kurt Hummel kicks off NYC Subway Sex Riot 2k16. What have you done?? ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Did you just challenge my challenge? Oh!?! Consider it brought, Mister. 😉 😉 😉
( mssg » blaine | sent ) I kind of figured you’d be okay with being guilty. I’m okay with being guilty myself 😉 ( mssg » blaine | sent ) I can’t wait to see you. I might take you up on the phone call soon, though you focus on driving for now.
( mssg » dave | sent ) I guess if we’re both okay with being guilty. Then no one is really guilty at all. Even better. Don’t you think? 😉 ( mssg » dave | sent ) Sounds great! If you want to? You know where you can find me. I’ll focus on driving either way! I promise. I’m not on a death wish between Westerville and Lima.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Blaine? You’d never be in the way. Yes, you may inspire me to skip my first class, but that’s okay! ( mssg » dave | sent ) I can’t wait to see you. I’m looking forward to you being here.
( mssg » dave | sent ) I’m okay to be guilty for tricking you out of an early morning class. So so okay. ( mssg » dave | sent ) Alright! I’m leaving now. See you soon since there’s going to be no traffic whatsoever at this hour. If you get bored, you’re more than welcome call me while I’m on the way.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) You have no idea how relieved I am to hear that you aren’t naked in the park. That’s not something that we want, it wouldn’t be good for you. I still need you to park it somewhere. I’ll be there soon. ( mssg » blaine | sent ) Maybe not tonight Blaine. I might be willing when you aren’t so drunk.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) OKay amybe wheni am not thsi drunk though it still could be funn! ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Hey Kurt? ( mssg » kurt | sent ) On a scalr of 1 to I should bebuyimng you fliwers and delivering them to you on my knees wieth a Hallmark apology card and even then I’ll get lucky if you don’t want to smack me and/ro maek me slee on the couch? Hwo in trouble am I? I’d liek a warning so I can better prepare myself.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) I don’t know if he bites. I’ll have to ask later. Is biting a thing for you? We might be able to incorporate that. Jk. So far he’s given me a couple of good ideas [ ;P ] ( mssg » blaine | sent ) Hmm. I think I’ll save that for when I get home~
( mssg » kurt | sent ) No comment. Though saying that is certainly a comment in and of itself now that I think about it. 😉 ( mssg » kurt | sent ) I can’t believe you’re getting sex tips from a guy who lives on the B train. ( mssg » kurt | sent ) Kurt! That is totally not fair! I hope you know..I’m getting even with you for withholding very important information from me. So so so even.
( mssg » blaine | sent )Well. Then i’d say that you should expect the unexpected then. I don’t mind second hand embarrassment, even though I don’t think you’ll give me any. ( mssg » blaine | sent ) I’ve pulled over, I figure I can share this now 😉 ( mssg » blaine | sent ) B [ Picture Message Sent ]
( mssg » dave | sent ) I might put that theory to test on numerous occasions but you’re incredibly sweet for saying I won’t. ( mssg » dave | sent ) You..what? You’re not going to..? Oh God.. ( mssg » dave | sent ) …… ( mssg » dave | sent ) Well.. Hm. You definitely did. I almost dropped my phone. I think it would have been worth the sacrifice. I do hope you’re in the car because you’re on the way home. You better be.
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Oh I will, Mister Anderson, I will! When you’re least expecting it. ( mssg » blaine | sent ) We need bumpers till we’re ready for the real thing. Though I am thinking about pulling over to the side of the road. Might just have to repay the picture present.
( mssg » dave | sent ) What would happen if I lied and said I’m not expecting it now? I can play totally oblivious and you can surprise me all you want. Ha!
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Bumpers sound like a great idea. As long as you don’t mind the second hand embarrassment? I’m good! ( mssg » dave | sent ) I’m going to be responsible and tell you not to cause a traffic accident or blow a tire before I say.. I dare you. 😀
( mssg » blaine | sent ) You’re kidding, right? ( mssg » blaine | sent ) Of course I want you to sleep over. If I had my way I’d always have you sleep over.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Oh! Well! Then I’d love to. Sorry. I just didn’t want to get in the way of anything you may need to do in the morning. Or.. ( mssg » dave | sent ) I’ll just shut up while I’m ahead and toss some things in a bag then head over. Sound good?
( mssg » blaine | sent ) Just wait. I’ll get you back for that. I’ll just wait till you’re at work and I’m at home. [ 😉 ] ( mssg » blaine | sent ) You have no idea what I want to do to you. ( mssg » blaine | sent ) I meant that in a non creepy way… I guess we both kinda suck at this.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Oh? You will? I dare you to try, Mister Karofsky. ( mssg » dave | sent ) …. ( mssg » dave | sent ) You know? I didn’t see it as creepy until you said you didn’t mean it that way. No! We’re not horrible! We’re just.. Is this sexting with bumper rails? I think we need bumper rails.
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