dave.

[text || blaine ] Well yeah, but I’d like to think that even without me, you’d be able to be a strong person. I’m glad that we’ve made the progress we’ve made though, we are doing better that before.

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( mssg » dave | sent ) Sure.  I mean.  Yeah.  Definitely, I would be.  You and I have been through enough not to end up as two strong people.
( mssg » dave | sent ) I’m just glad I had/have you here to remind me of that..
( mssg » dave | sent ) Dave?  Just take the credit you deserve and let me be sweet to you.  🙂

dave.

[Text} I know Blaine, I do know. I just worry but I’m trying not to because you’re right. You kind of are, at least in my world, but i’m pretty sure in all worlds they’ll agree. Do you maybe want to spend the weekend doing that? Ice creams and movies? 
[Text] It wasn’t really a date per say, but in my head it sort of was. It ended in disaster though, and I guess later a trip to the ER, but really food poisoning doesn’t sound that bad compared to it. …haha, I like what you did there.
[Text] I’m not sure how i’ll do it, but i’m a Karofsky, i’m determined. You’ll never exactly expect it, but I will. I think I can accept that fee, doesn’t seem like a bad price to pay. Next weekend? Sure! I’m free!

( mssg » dave | sent ) You’re crazy but thank you.  The feeling is very mutual. Yes!  Sounds like the perfect weekend.  We’ll go pick up whatever we need when you get here.
( mssg » dave | sent ) 😱 A trip to the ER??  Ah!  You caught that?  Ha!
( mssg » dave | sent ) I look forward to your attempts at trying to pull off the impossible.  It’s a date!  See you then.  Time to get back to class and get these boys a winning setlist together! Talk to you soon, Dave.

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he who needs gatorade and advil.

text | rockstar :  that explains why my head is bursting.
text | rockstar :  i’d totally bang me, though. doesn’t surprise me. wouldn’t you??  

( mssg » sebastian | sent ) That’s one of several reasons why your head is bursting, Sebastian.
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) I can give you a play-by-play on a few of them if you want?  I’m sure there was more before you drunk dialed me for help.
( mssg » sebastian | sent ) It doesn’t surprise me that you’d “bang” yourself.  Hm. Wouldn’t I what?  Hit on myself?  
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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.  @offtherekurt

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( mssg » kurt | sent ) I know you’re probably sleeping but I’m doing this on the off chance that you might be awake.
( mssg » kurt | sent ) If you are up?  Mind if I bother you?
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If you aren’t?  I hope you’re sleeping well and we can chat soon.  🙂

( mssg » kurt | sent ) You’re just..on my mind tonight.  A lot.

dave.

[Text] Jeez how’d I get the chance to date you? You’re practically perfect and i’m me, it’s kind of not fair 😛 I promise though, not that you’ll ever really screw up, but I promise, okay? And you know, i’m always around to talk about things, I know having downs are hard, and I’m always here for you. Especially with food comfort in the form of ice cold deliciousness and potential movie marathons and etc.

[Text}Just a bit. Wouldn’t be worst date I had though 😛 If I happen to pass out from your dessert, it would probably be because it’s so amazing. The passing out would probably be worth it honestly. Not going to lie, i’m looking forward to it.

[Text] Hmm, I guess if its a tall order to fill, I have to up my game for the next time ;). You always make yourself a good reason, not matter the circumstance. I can’t get bored of you, so I’m pretty sure it wont sink in 😛

( mssg » dave | sent ) If you read this message?  You’ll see how you got the chance to date me.  I’m nowhere near close to perfect but you saying that makes you a pretty big contender for the word.  Thank you, Dave.  That means so much to me.  I’d never turn down ice cold deliciousness and movie marathons.  Up days or down ones.  It sounds like a perfect way to spend a weekend.
( mssg » dave | sent ) I’d hate to hear about your worst date if a trip to the ER wouldn’t beat it!  Keep looking forward to it!  I promise it’ll be to die for.
( mssg » dave | sent ) You ‘upping your game’?  I don’t know how you could but let’s see what you got!  I make no promises that I won’t ‘up mine’ back.  It’s the price you’re going to have to pay if you totally throw me for a loop.  I guess we’ll see if you thought correctly on that.  How about next weekend on Spring Break?

dave.

[Text] I promise I will. Maybe not right away but I will. I know I should stop worry. I’m trying. I think it’s the whole ‘don’t screw up, don’t screw up’ going through my head. I appreciate that though.
[Text] Oh awesome, I mean, I wouldn’t want to accidentally feed you something and then have you spend the rest of the night at the hospital…I think that’d be a mood killer? Well I’m my father’s son for sure, so yes, my father loves chocolate. Maybe even more than I do.
[Text] It did! Too far away. I’ll make sure to give you a heads up though? You know what Westerville has that Lima doesn’t, though? You. 

( mssg » dave | sent ) Dave?  You’re not going to screw up.  I swear if you get even remotely close?  We’ll talk about it long before that happens.  You just have to promise the same to me and we’ll be fine.  I know that I have my ups and downs still but, hey, best part about that is?  With you around?  It’s a heck of a lot more ups lately and that should count for a lot.  It does for me and I’m forever grateful to you for that.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Slight mood killer!  Ha!  Let’s not have either one of us end up in the hospital. That’d be great.  🙂  Chocolate dessert it is.  No trips to the ER either.  Unless you pass out from my dessert.  I make no promises you won’t.  They’re just that good.
( mssg » dave | sent ) You’re more than welcome whenever you want.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Aw, Dave!  That was the sweetest thing you’ve ever said and that’s a pretty tall order to fill.  I’ll try to make me a good enough reason to spend some time in Westerville.  No promises once you get here and let where you are and how right I am sink in.

finn.

(txt >> Blaine) Why are you naked? 
(txt >> Blaine) There’s a giant 7 on the sign outside…there’s a bar 
(txt >> Blaine) Bar across from the 7 
(txt >> Blaine) Don’t bring Kurt. Or Coffee. 

( mssg » finn | sentWoah?  I’m not naked!  I’m in my pajamas!  Or was?  They were really comfortable, by the way?  I’m dressed now though.

( mssg » finn | sentGot it.  I know where you are.  Don’t wander too far off
( mssg » finn | sent ) Okay.  No Kurt or coffee.  We’ll get food once I get to you.  No if’s and’s or but’s.

( mssg » finn | sent ) Wow!!  I’m awake!  It’s /freaking/ cold out!  What are you doing out here at this hour drunk?

dave.

[Text] If it does get weird though, you need to tell me asap, okay?
[Text] Friday at 6:30? I think that’d work.  That gives dad and I plenty of time to be ready. [;p] Just so you know though, i’ll always happily wait for you.
[Text] Leaving it up to us. That is a dangerous thing Blaine, I hope you know that. I probably should know this but do you have any allergies?? More than happy about the dessert from you thing, i’d enjoy any kind of dessert from you.
[Text] You know this whole being in different cities thing sucks. I might have to just stay there in Westerville for a couple of days.

( mssg » dave | sent ) I’ll tell you.  I promise.  You do the same.  Okay?  But, Dave.  Stop worrying so much.  You’re going to give yourself an early ulcer with how many times you keep asking me if I am okay.  It’s sweet.  I’m not saying I don’t appreciate it.  Please don’t think that.  I just want you to be reassured that if I feel like I need to speak up?  I’ll speak up.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Ha!  I trust your judgement.  No.  No known allergies to any foods that I know of?  I think we’re safe.  Oh!  Good!  I thought of just the thing to make. I know you are–but is your Dad a fan of chocolate?
( mssg » dave | sent ) Yeah, it does.  Dalton just had to be built in the wrong town, huh?  🙂 You’re more than welcome though.  Fair warning?  I think Westerville might have even less to do than Lima does?  If that’s possible.  You might get bored to death.

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finn.

Text: I’m lost and drunk and horny and hungry and tired. Help me. 

( mssg » finn | sent ) Um. Okay.  Wow, Finn.  Let me wake up and get dressed.  I’ll come find you.
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What exactly are you near?  I think I can help you if we figure out where you are.  Should I bring Kurt?  Coffee?  French Fries?  Something to prop you up with?

dave.

[Text] Yeah. That’s what he said anyways. He wanted to know what you liked to eat, and that turned into invite him over.
[Text] I mean if that’s kind of weird, its fine. But really? You think so? 
[Text] Woah. You’re serious? Would Friday be okay? I know its kind of short notice, but he leaves for a trip Saturday. 
[Text] He says your welcome. He’s still asking what you like by the way. Also wants to know your favorite dessert?

( mssg » dave | sent ) It isn’t weird.  I promise.  Not by a long shot.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Yes.  I’m serious.  Friday would be great. I’m out of work around 3:45.  I can make it to Lima by 6 or so?  6:30 at the latest?  Would that work for the both of you?  I don’t want you to have to wait for me.
( mssg » dave | sent ) Oh!  Um.  Surprise me with whatever the two of you want to eat.  As far as dessert?  You know what?  Let me make dessert for the three of us and I’ll surprise the both of you.  Fair enough?  If that’s okay?