Missed you, butter scalp. I’d think that gel you hoard would make you at least a little slick. Then again the fumes of your greased up hair could be assisting your bow ties at slowly choking you to death. Maybe you’re losing too many brain cells, who knows. Ether way, for somebody as people pleasing & desperate as you I thought I’d hear from you sooner. ( she misses him go away )

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Wow.  After sifting through all of your heartwarming words of endearment?  Believe it or not?  I miss you, too, Santana.  I’m sorry I didn’t reach out sooner.  I’ll make sure to never let it happen again.  Deal?  Where have you been anyway?