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( sms → katy anderperry → sent ) Maybe I wouldn’t suck if you would be quiet.
( sms → katy anderperry → sent ) You’re like a goddamn disney princess running around here singing every morning. No one is that happy in the morning.
( sms → katy anderperry → sent ) Are you gonna act all hurt all day now?
( mssg » puck | sent ) I’m being quiet now. See? Why are you still texting me if you wanted to go back to sleep? That’s counterproductive to doing that. Don’t you think?
( mssg » puck | sent ) Says you. Maybe some of us are happy in the mornings. You might be if you didn’t spend most of the night hugging a beer. Or drank water like I did before falling asleep. You never listen.
( mssg » puck | sent ) …That answer is yet to be determined.