“ Okay, okay. No need to get so flustered, Blaine. It was just a friendly suggestion. Keep it in consideration. If you ever have urges that vanilla Hummel can’t help you with, I’m only one call away. Or one webcam away, whatever your preference is. Really adorable how you reacted though, killer—- kind of makes me think that you’ve thought about this kind of thing with me before. “
“My urgesare taken care of just fine. Thank you for your offer but it is completely unnecessary, Sebastian. Kurt and I are perfectly..fine in that department. Give him a break. Or me one if you don’t want to be so gracious to him. He’s not as vanilla as you’re accusing him of being. Believe it or not? W-We..have topics other than sex to discuss. Your concern about my sexual health and well-being, heartwarming yet slightly embarrassing as it is, can be put to rest. I swear. —Uh.. No. Me? With you? No. Of course I haven’t..”
“Bummer. It’s a real shame. Because I know how committed you are to Hummel && those ’sexy ’ Friday night moisturizing routines you guys do over the phone. But I know you aren’t all pure, Killer. C’mon. Everyone, except maybe Kurt, has certain desires. Let’s just say—– if you &&I had a phone conversation it would be a little less skin care talk && a little more intimacy. “
“We don’t talk about–okay–maybe we do–but! I happen to like our Friday night phone conversations. Even if they are sometimesabout moisturizing routines. They make him happy. Kurt does have desires. Unlike you think.. They..they’re–Why am I justifying this? ….Let’s just say what? Did you–. Wow, Sebastian. Wow. We are not having this conversation. Or THAT conversation either!”
“ Taking care of them? Don’t worry, I don’t think that’ll be a problem. I like to think that I’m really stepping up as the new leader of The Warblers. Of course, I’ll never fill the shoes of Blaine Anderson. You managed to whip them into shape. I like to think of myself as your protege. Just too bad that you chose New Directions over your old pals… It’s hard to keep you off my mind when they’re always talking about you. How’s your relationship going??Still off the market? “
“My protege? Isn’t that laying it on a bit thick, Sebastian? They’re talking about me so much you can’t get me off your mind? Uhm.. I–Okay.. For the record? I didn’t choose the New Directions over The Warblers. They’re still my friends. My reason for leaving ran deeper than show choir groups. Kurt and I? We’re–we’re doing great. Yep. Completely ‘off the market’. Sooo off the market. Way off. Not in the same zipcode of the market.”
“ You’re right, I’m totally biased. Though how could I not be? There’s only one Blaine Anderson in the world && I’m lucky enough to know him. Not to mention you telling me that The Warblers suits me is like the biggest compliment ever. You know you can always come back. “
“I’m only being honest. They do. Just promise me you’ll take care of them for me in my–. I know I can. I think the last time you reminded me was two days ago if I remember correctly –but– I can’t. It doesn’t mean I won’t cheer you guys on from the audience. Too enthusiastically for some of the Glee Club members to appreciate. The Warblers will always be important to me. It..it’s like I said before? McKinley is where I belong now.”
“ You made that stage your own out there tonight, really killed it. Not like I expected any less from Blaine Anderson. You always know how to keep all eyes on you. The crowd && boys alike. “
“Thank you, Sebastian. We both know you’re biased. I’m not sure if all eyes we were on me but it’s flattering for you to say so. You know? You were pretty amazing yourself and just as guilty of being the attention stealer you’re accusing me of. The Warblers suit you well.”
“ Someones got a bad case of Anderson denial on this fine evening. I know you secretly love when I push your buttons, Killer. But I said it once&& I’ll say it again. I love seeing you stand up for yourself. Making me turned on as we speak if we’re being completely honest here. Oops, I think my lips just slipped again. You can always shut me up with your own lips. “
“Someones got a bad case of Smythe snark too. Do you now? I’m not confirming or denying this supposed love I have for your button pushing. Either answer is going to goad you– Turned on? Have I told you that the way your brain functions confuses the hell out of me? Your lips are awfully slippery tonight, Seb. Wouldn’t want to put mineon them out of fear they might slide off and I’d end up with a split lip thanks to the everlasting grin frozen on your face.”
“ Look at this——- bashful schoolboy Blaine is feeling so witty on this fine evening. I like it when you stick up for yourself, buddy. The whole tough thing is sexy. Oh, my apologies, I forgot you didn’t want me to ‘ buddy ‘ you. What can I say? My lips slipped. “
“Are you serious? Bashful schoolboy Blaine? Gee. Thanks. Your lips slipped. I’ll believe that as soon as I believe that you’re not doing this on purpose. Which is never. You don’t get to ‘buddy’ me as long as you keep on the ‘let’s see what I can throw together to get under Blaine’s skin’ roll you’ve been on all night. See? Buddy Free Zone. Entirely your fault.”
“ Smirk…? You know, that’s actually funny because I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, buddy. Can you point it out for me a little more specifically? I’m sure you could wipe it off with yourlipsif it’s bothering youthatbad. “
“Don’t buddy me. I hear the tone you’re using. You understand exactly what I’m talking about. That smirk. The one you have right—there.. Hm? I could, could I? You. I. Listen. You can keep taunting me all you want. We both know you wouldn’t be able to handle it if I actually went through with it one day just to call your bluff.”
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