patrick.

[Text]: Well, hopefully he’ll like me more when you say I’m your date, and not just some weird rando hitting on you. If an old mafia member loves you, don’t question it. It could work in your favor in the future if you need someone to disappear. LOL.
[Text]: I’m still determined to get free beer, though. 
[Text]: What if it wasn’t a mean threat, though? What if I really just love George Michael, and I want to hear how you cover him? Channel your inner George, Blaine. 
[Text]: Oh, I’ll handle you, alright. I’m positive that you won’t disapprove. 😉

( mssg » patrick | sent ) I’m pretty sure that he could make that happen for you. I mean, he’s sweet as can be, but he definitely gives off that vibe of sweet only goes as far as insulting him in his house on the day of his daughter’s wedding. Or something equally as Godfather-ish.
( mssg » patrick | sent ) I think you might manage to get one or two out of him. I wish you the best. 

👍

( mssg » patrick | sent ) Wait.  You love George Michael?  Seriously?  Because the answer to this question can be very crucial in determining my response to this request.
( mssg » patrick | sent ) …Will you?  😶

patrick.

[Text]: Will do.
[Text]: Wait, what do you mean IF he likes me? Everyone likes me. I’m fucking charming! I’ll definitely get those beers!
[Text]: Oh, It won’t be something childish like Sesame Street, but if I need a good 80′s love ballad, I’m not ashamed to request Careless Whisper. Cheesy love ballads are the greatest, and you know it. 😉 
[Text]: Oh, and I have no problem dealing with you later. That sounds pretty promising to me… 😉

( mssg » patrick | sent ) I know you’re charming.  Joe just requires more than charming to get past his Dad stare.  I don’t understand why but I’m not asking an old man why he’s taken me in as a son he’s never had.
( mssg » patrick | sent )

Especially considering I think he is probably part of the mafia.

( mssg » patrick | sent ) If he offers you alcohol for free?  I think that’s the same thing was being invited into the family.  Or allowed to circle it on the outside until you graduate to the next level.  
( mssg » patrick | sent )

I can’t tell you how many customers he’s kicked out who’ve tried hitting on me at the bar.  Not that I’m complaining.  I’m pretty sure he did me a favor each time.
( mssg » patrick | sent ) Oh, how little you know if you think having me sing Wham! is a threat.   

( mssg » patrick | sent ) Are you sure about that?  Are you realllllly sure?? 

😉

patrick.

[Text]: I’m pretty excited to see you sing tonight. Gives me a chance to grab a beer and unwind, too.
[Text]: Don’t be surprised if I request a super embarrassing or cheesy song, either. 😉

( mssg » patrick | sent ) Are you?  Well.  Make sure you tell Joe, behind the bar, that you’re my date and you might get a couple of those beers on the house. If he likes you. 

😉
( mssg » patrick | sent ) You know..I can pretend I didn’t hear it!  I’m not above disappointing a “customer” if they make me sing Sesame Street or something equally as embarrassing.  Plus! You DO have to deal with me later!

Patrick and Blaine//We’re All in the Mood for a Melody

patrick.

Patrick chuckled at the ridiculing from Blaine. The order was a bit much, but it really was the perfect mix. “It’s not bad! It’s really good. Try a sip!” He nudged the cup towards him and pouted. “Just experiment with the ingredients, and you’ll find something tailored to your pallet.” Patrick smirked playfully at the comment and inhaled slowly, trying to force back a giggle. “Well, you kind of can tell the difference. But you can’t really tell what two hundred forty degrees is since water boils at two hundred and twelve…” He winked at him and let his laughter slip.

Patrick gasped. “I can’t forget you! You’re going to be my marketing manager, duh! I didn’t even have a huge plan other than my design job, but now I have to quit it to make all these millions of dollars that wouldn’t have happened without you!” He smiled and nervously tapped two fingers on the table. “So, maybe you should give me your number that way we can talk business details. Or, other things.”

Blaine’s brows shot up, the laughter still dancing in the brightness of his eyes as he tapped the edge of his coffee cup.  “Um.  Excuse me?  I have found the perfect mix.  Thank you.  It just involves a whole lot less than what’s inside your cup.  How do they even manage to leave room for coffee,” he asked with a grin feeling lighter than he has in weeks.  Hell.  Laughing more than he has in months in a matter of minutes felt good.  Too good to not want to hang onto the moment for as long as he could get it.  Even if he was pushing making it to the bar on time? Patrick’s company was well worth running six blocks in a rush to make it there.

“Your marketing manager,” lips formed a perfect ‘o’ that he took in a deep breath and pretended to mull over the job offer way too hard.  Deflating with a breath blown out from puffy cheeks, he scrunched his nose and leaned in.  “If the salary is spectacular enough to pull me away from music?  Then you have yourself a deal.  Going to cost you though.  A lot.”  Performing at a piano bar might not seem very glamorous paired up with, say what Rachel was doing, but it let him make music and that was enough to get him by.  Pausing when Patrick asked him for his number, he felt the temperature in his cheeks and nose heat up to the 260 degrees he was just making fun of earlier.  Or, other things being the main reason for the blush.  But he nodded and pulled out his phone regardless.  If someone could brighten his day this much?  Getting their number was, without a doubt, a great idea.  You know.  For business.  “Give me your number and I’ll text you mine..”

A beginning of something new.  A new connection.  Strange how today started out like every other he’s had for over a year now..and now it was quickly turning into anything but..

miller mayfair.

Exchanging a series of text with a random dude definitely wasn’t the strangest thing Miller had ever done.  Being here in New York, dealing with the obligations of visiting with family, he’d welcome the amusing distraction from his normal routine of staying in his hotel room watching whatever convenient marathon of shows they had on their most interesting channels.  The buzz of it quickly wore off, and he’d almost written off the guy completely, until his cellphone screen flashed up with the most magical word of all:  bar.

A bar was precisely the cures to all his ails.  Plus, it wasn’t like there was anything all that bizarre about meeting a stranger at a new location.  Miller did it all the time.  Simply par for the course in his line of work.  And it wasn’t like this was some kind of blind date type of deal.  More like.. blind bros.  A potential to commiserate with alcohol and conversation with someone who didn’t strike him as a total shmuck.

When he arrived, the first thing he did was amble over to the bar to place down a credit card for a tab.  Naturally, the account attached to it belonged to his boss – who would be footing the bill for this entire trip, but it was okay so long as he wrote it all off as being for ‘Research Purposes’.  Ada would probably raise her eyebrows at him for daring to try to pass off a bar bill as part of his field research.  Still.  This place was probably haunted.  So it counted.

Every place in New York was just a little bit haunted.

Miller grabbed the first drink of the night, whiskey in the glass that he thumped down on the counter near the piano.  There were enough people gathered around that spot that he could pretend he wasn’t drinking solo.  He squirmed on the stool to tug out his pack of smokes and lighter, after a quick inspection of the place indicated that it mercifully allowed smoking inside still.  Thank fuck.

The back of his hand shoved absently at the corner of his glasses as he gave a dismissive look at the dude at the piano.  This place wasn’t exactly his normal scene.  Miller didn’t usually get wasted in bars where dudes wore pants with boats on them.  He tapped out debris in a nearby ashtray while the guy sang, glancing around for a signal from the one he was supposed to meet here.

Then, while he stared a while longer at Boat Pants, it clicked in his head that this was exactly the person he had come to meet.  Drink and a show.  Welcome to New York.

As the last notes of She’s Always A Woman To Me finished with a round of applause with the small crowd that filtered in, Blaine plucked at a few more keys and gave the crowd a warm, appreciative smile. His tip jar was filling up nice enough that he decided to continue through to a couple more Billy Joel covers just to keep them coming.  New Yorkers (and especially the tourists) loving that Long Island boy always made paying tomorrow’s bills a little easier. He’d get to his own music later on tonight.  Bank account first, music you wrote and/or prefer after you’re sure the lights are going to stay on.  Ahh, the burdens of adulthood.

Piano Man followed to warm them up.  His eyes kept scanning the bar wondering if his mystery texter was already there.  For some reason, the solo guy at the bar who was watching him and smoking like a chimney stood out from the others.  Mainly because he was alone and the only people that came here by themselves were people he knew by name that had their preferred stools at the bar and drink orders in a could-make-them-in-his-sleep in Joe’s brain menu.

This guy wasn’t one of them.

Mystery texter identified?  Maybe?  As the vocals from his patrons picked up in time with his, Blaine dipped his head in a nod to Miller and then went back to making eye contact with those closest to him.  He even encouraged them to sing louder with the occasional wave of his hand and bounce on his piano bench.  New York State Of Mind rounded things out and just like that, he had his spending money taken care of.  Thank you, Mister Joel.

Standing up from his perch, Blaine gave a promise to be back later, thanked them for putting up with him so far tonight and stepped around the piano.  Bellying up next to Miller and trusting that his guess was right (or this was going to get awkward really fast), the singer brushed his hands on the outsides of his thighs so he could offer him a hand that wasn’t cramped up from banging on piano keys.  

“Hi..uhm.  Sorry to keep you waiting,” his eyebrows scrunched together just above that curious gaze reading back and forth over Millers, “Or did I guess wrong and you have no idea what I’m talking about?”

closed starter: @miller-mayfair 

Blaine had no idea what he was getting himself into.  A mis-text that ended up as an invitation for a complete stranger to come to the piano bar that he now called his home away from home.  Not that his home was much of a place he wanted to be anyway. Not with it’s faded wallpaper, traffic outside that could drown out the sound of a train running by mid-mornings and wonky heater that never quite seemed to work enough in winter and yet always made a comeback to prove it could still make a room to a near boiling point in summer.  Forget the AC.  Unless it came from two fan towers he bought at Walgreens trying their damndest to make a difference and only managing to just swirl the hot air around.  

At least the bar was cool and his boss always had a good meal waiting and the crowds were coming in if for no other reason than to grab a cold one and soak up some air conditioning. They always seemed to stay once Blaine started to play and the tips were good enough to pay the bills.  Using his pointer to tap away the message to his mother (the fifth he only replied ‘i’m okay, i promise’ to this week in reply to her asking him if he’d let her send him something), Blaine lightly toyed with the raised embroidery of one of the sailboats scattered across the fabric of his navy blue pants with the other.  Nearly a half an hour went by since he last heard from Miller. Who knew if the guy would show?  But, hey, it was something new.  An adventure to see what might happen. Movie quality weird and who knew what might come of stepping outside his comfort zone? Something he used to be good at..but now…didn’t really do so much.  

Lifting his glass of bourbon and ice with his fingertips, the singer made his way back to the piano. The smile he caught from a couple snuggled in close earned them one back and a request of their choosing. A brow lifted and he gave them a cheeky grin.  “You should keep her if she’s a Billy Joel fan,” he lightly teased the guy as he sat down on the piano bench and gave a few keys a testing plink. “Those are hard to come by and by my experience?  They’re the best sort of people you can hope to meet.  Mostly.”  The woman laughed at Blaine’s sly wink and when the first notes touched his ears and his voice filled the room, he let his eyes fall shut and the world slipped away.   
She can kill with a smile.  She can wound with her eyes...”

Patrick and Blaine//We’re All in the Mood for a Melody

patrick.

“I suppose you’re right. It’s not New York without the chaos, so I better bite the bullet and become accustomed to it quickly.” Patrick stood in line, watching Blaine in awe. His little quirks were refreshing, and he loved how enthusiastic he was about life. He chuckled, also breathing in the homely scent. It was like his soul was instantly calmed. Coffee really did work miracles. “I actually really like that idea. I can see it now. New scent from Georgio Armani: Java.” He wrinkled his nose and gave a toothy smile at his own lame joke, shuffling his feet a bit as he moved along in line. 

Patrick raised his eyebrows at Blaine’s order. “Gotcha. Keeping it classic. I like it. Mine’s not as simple,” He said plainly, stepping up to grab their order. He was quite thrilled to have a new friend like Blaine. Patrick was usually spot-on when judging someone’s character, and Blaine gave him all the right feelings. He gladly paid for the drinks and turned to search for Blaine, finding him by the windows as promised. He grinned as he sat across from him and sat their cups down. “Alright. Medium drip. Venti. Because bigger is better when it comes to caffeine.” He smiled and paused for a moment to open the lid to his drink, stirring it slightly. “And a triple shot, venti, no-foam, vanilla latte for me.” He grinned. “Told you. My coffee is a bit high-maintenance.”

“Thank you, Patrick.”  A grateful bow of his head and Blaine inched his seat forward on instinct to be closer to the table and his company seated across from him.  Huffing, he grinned down at Patrick’s cup.  That was a laundry list of ingredients, indeed.  “Okay.  How do you even remember your order?  Much less the poor barista that had to write all that on the side,” he playfully smirked at the other as he eyeballed his coffee. “Surprised she didn’t need two cups to complete the list.  “I’m kidding.  I promise.  At least you didn’t add the temperature you set it at.  I never understood why people did that.  I mean.  Can you really tell the difference between 240 degrees and 260?”  That was just way too overboard in his book.

“You know?  I’ve been thinking about the whole coffee cologne idea.  Don’t let Armani have their hands on it.  This should be all you. Hey..  Maybe they could magically put caffeine in the spray? Just one more way to absorb everyone’s favorite addictive,” Blaine held his fingers in the air forming air quotes, ‘eine’.  I think you just found the way to make your millions and you’ve been in the city for what?  An hour or so?  Impressive..”  His left hand occupied itself with peeling off the lid of his coffee while he grabbed some sugar packets with the other.  “Make sure to remember the little people who helped you along the way.  Okay.  Me. Make sure to remember me.”  His smile was bright and beaming and laughter was quick to chase after his cheeky pitch.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Send __ for a __ Text.

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( mssg » unknown/enzo | sent ) I know this is going to sound weird.  Because it sort of is..but..
( mssg » unknown/enzo | sent ) A friend of mine thought we would get along well together and gave me your number and a picture.  It took me over a week to have the nerve to do this.
( mssg » unknown/enzo | sent ) Curiosity got the best of me as to what he was thinking and this is me caving in.
( mssg » unknown/enzo | sent ) Hello, I’m Blaine and if this is creepy in anyway, I can totally disappear and we can forget it happened. 

Patrick and Blaine//We’re All in the Mood for a Melody

patrick.

Patrick chuckled and gave his shoulder a friendly pat. “It’s perfectly fine. You can present anything and everything you see fit. There’s still a lot I haven’t seen thanks to getting my apartment in order. I only wish I felt like a local.” He gave an excited grin and headed towards the crosswalk. He hadn’t discovered his new local coffee shop yet, and he kind of hoped it would be a winner. Soon, they were inside, the warm smell of coffee instantly making Patrick feel at home. He smiled at Blaine. “Why don’t you go find us a seat? What would you like? It’s on me.”

“You’ll get there.  Make sure to save yourself time to get out and explore.  Otherwise?  If the only view you’re getting is from your dashboard on the way to work every day?  You’re really missing out on all but the frustration of New York City traffic.  Which,” he shrugged with a hapless grin aimed at the street, “I guess is part of the becoming a local experience.”  As soon as the door of the shop closed behind him and the scent of coffee and the wood polish on the floors and tables hit him?  Blaine breathed it in deep and returned Patrick’s smile.  “If they bottled this smell?  I’d buy whatever it’s in by the dozens.”  Nearly interrupting Patrick’s offer–a crease formed between Blaine’s brows that said he was about to before he stopped himself and figured it’d be rude to turn him down since they were strangers getting to know one another.  Not quite at the level of friends to banter back and forth about who was going to pay.  But.  He would get the next round.  If there was one.  “A medium drip would be great.  The bigger the cup?  The better.  Thank you.  I’ll,” he thumbed over his shoulder, “go find us a seat by the windows while there’s some still open.  Deal?”  Oh. That’s what Patrick told him to do.  Right!  Anyway!