coop.

( mssg » little bro | sent ) Mom and dad know im here, but I told them I could be the adult of the house until they get back because idk about YOU, but i totes wanna have some anderson brother parties. you can invite all of your friends!! its gonna be cray cray
( mssg » little bro | sent ) Advil? Why, do you have a headache? BLAINE IF ITS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HANGOVER IM GONNA SCHOOL YOU ON WHY DRINKING ISNT COOL. unless youre doing it at one of the cray cray parties were gonna have with the supervision of the awesomest big bro

( mssg » coop | sent ) I think they go out of town enough to know I don’t need an adult present, Coop.  They’re not coming back right away knowing you’re here?  Color me surprised.  Are we really having a party?  I mean.  It’s a great idea but is it?  If we get the house back together before Mom and Dad get home?  I think I could make this work.  🙂
( mssg » coop | sent ) Advil for the toe I jammed on your luggage.  No!  I don’t have a hangover!  I haven’t had one in months!
( mssg » coop | sent ) Shouldn’t have said that.  Forget the previous text.  On my way up.  Do you want a drink?  Food?  NyQuil?  Last call for anything from the kitchen.

cooper.

( mssg » little bro | sent ) Mom and dad know im here, but I told them I could be the adult of the house until they get back because idk about YOU, but i totes wanna have some anderson brother parties. you can invite all of your friends!! its gonna be cray cray
( mssg » little bro | sent ) Advil? Why, do you have a headache? BLAINE IF ITS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A HANGOVER IM GONNA SCHOOL YOU ON WHY DRINKING ISNT COOL. unless youre doing it at one of the cray cray parties were gonna have with the supervision of the aweomest big bro

( mssg » coop | sent ) I don’t need an adult in the house.  YOU might need one but I don’t. Ha!
( mssg » coop | sent )

‘Cray cray’ Anderson brothers party?  I don’t know if my friends are ready for that.  Maybe a small one.  If Mom and Dad stay gone.  Otherwise we’ll both be in trouble.
( mssg » coop | sent ) Advil for my smashed toe.  I don’t need any schooling tonight.  Way too late for that. I’m on my way up.  You need anything first?

cooper.

( mssg » little bro | sent ) But I wanted to put my luggage out there so I had more space in my room to practice my Tranformers audition
( mssg » little bro | sent ) Im gonna be here for a whole week!!!
( mssg » little bro | sent ) NOW THAT I KNOW YOURE AWAKE, STOP BEING A WEIRDO AND COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR. WE CAN HAVE A CLASSIC ANDERSON BROTHER ALL NIGHTER!! ITLL BE SOOOO FUN BLAINEY! COME ON DO IT DO IT DO IT

( mssg » coop | sent ) Your Transformers audition???
( mssg » coop | sent ) Wow!  A week?  Do Mom and Dad know yet?  They won’t be home until later this week?  Mom might hurry back if you tell her.
( mssg » coop | sent ) Gave myself away huh?  I’m not being a weirdo!!  You’re the weirdo.  Let me get a drink and a couple of Advil and we’ll see.  😛

super duper awesomely cool.

( mssg » little bro | sent ) I have no idea what youre talking about 😉 Totally didnt sneak on your phone and do that. I dont know anything about a phone. I didnt even know you had a phone. But im gonna take a guesstimation and say my name in your phone is super duper awesomely cool! 
( mssg » little bro | sent ) And yes Im visiting! Excited to spend some quality time with your big brother?

( mssg » coop | sent ) I totally believe every word you’re saying.  I don’t know how it got there. Must have been one of your super fans sneaking in here to change it.  Gosh golly why didn’t I think of that?

( mssg » coop | sent ) As long as my big brother removes his luggage from the living room so I don’t stumble/trip over the stack while half asleep again?  Then yes.

( mssg » coop | sent ) How long are you here for this time?

i dare you to call me that one more time.

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No problemo, squirt. Listen—— I don’t coach just anyone in accents, but for my little bro? I gotta hook you up with some level five acting skills! Look, look, look, here comes a waitress. Watch && learn. Cooper grins from ear to ear && moves his stare upwards to eye the waitress that was walking to their table, before she got there Cooper glanced over at Blaine mischievously excited as if they were doing something they weren’t supposed to do.

We’re havin’ a whale of a time over here! Tried to go to a Chinese restaurant but it went all arseways on us! The bread sticks here are quare good, lassie. Quare good indeed. he exclaims over enthusiastically in his long time coming practiced Irish accent. At this point he was so proud of himself that when the waitress walked away to go refill their drinks, he let out a sound of awe.   That performance was outstanding. See, Blaine—– now that is how you be Irish.

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His nostrils flared at the pet name but Blaine didn’t mention the dozens of times he asked Cooper to stop.  Cooper was on a roll and interrupting would only turn the focus back on him joining in.   “Watching and learning, Coop.” OH GOD!  Blaine realized this act was about to get a stage when Cooper’s eyes took on a mischievous spark.  His hand lifted from the table, fingers curled and pressed the knuckle of his pointerfinger against his upper lip.  No stopping this train. The waitress was going to get hit by it whether he tried to or not.

Blaine shrank to a small ball in his seat, feet coming off the floor and tucked under each thigh as he tried to virtually disappear the best he could.  He watched the look of confusion on her face, offered her a fast ‘sorry but he’s my brother’ smile and then snapped back to Cooper with a look of AWE.  “Yeah, wow.  Just..consider my mind blown.  It was that good.  Laddie,” maybe a little quip of an attempt that finished with a beaming smile and a tilt of one shoulder towards Cooper –check it out!  yeah?!–.  Didn’t hurt to give in a little, yeah?

rachel.

[ text; blainey]: I feel better that you were awake.
[ text; blainey]: I’m fine.
[ text; blainey]: I just can’t go to sleep. 

( mssg » rachel | sent ) Was up all night studying.  Haven’t been able to flick the light switch in my brain off.  Wide awake and pretending to sleep.  That sums up what I’m doing.
( mssg » rachel | sent ) You sure?  What’s keeping you up?

yoga is not her forte’.

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           “Someone suggested I try y o g a to
            ‘Zen myself out’, whatever the hell
            That means— it’s so b o r i n ’
            Though.”

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      “I was thinking it was my lack of sleep.
      I’m this close to a nap if I don’t get
      moving. Not sure that counts as finding
     my Zen but close enough?”

he’s definitely naked.

Kurt glared at him when he said that, though it was all in playful banter, then couldn’t help but laugh when Blaine corrected himself about what his definitive favorite thing was. “Oh, I know honey. It’s my brownies, is it not? Come now, come clean.” He didn’t even let him retort to that but instead their bodies molded together perfectly as his arms went around Blaine when he laid atop of him, then he narrowed his eyes and hummed. “Is that right? So I give the decree, but I’m not the one that has to do all the job? My, this is a rare kind of monarchy then.” He ran his fingers through his own hair when the halo fell to the ground, then looked at him and smirked. “Then how about you let me start, Sir, Blaine?” he practically crooned, then rolled Blaine on his back so that it would be easier for him to pull back and stand up, the tent around them tall enough for him to do that. 

Slowly, his fingers worked around the hem of his tank, his hips swaying sultry to a music that only Kurt seemed to hear, then he pulled it out of his head and did a little spin for Blaine to see, his lean but strong torso displayed for him; he then reached down to the waistband of his sweats and turned around, his back now to Blaine and his hips still moving, and it was that same movement that helped pull his sweats down, his butt moving sinfully for his man to see. Since he wasn’t wearing any briefs, by the time he was done he stood there naked, and as he turned around to fully face Blaine, he placed his hand on his hip and grinned. “Now how’s that…, sir?”

“I guess I better confess now,” Blaine sighed dramatically looking pathetically guilty for all the world–or maybe just Kurt since they were home alone–to see. Long lashes blinked over sorrowful eyes as he squeezed Kurt tight as though he was trying to keep him from running away.  Confessions of this sort?  They were the slayers of relationships, the breakers of trust. Or just totally hammed up for fun.  “I’m only in this for your baking and that one spaghetti dish you make that’s just,” his eyes rolled back as he groaned in unabashed delight, “too good to live without.”  A happy laugh bubbled out of him, his ear to ear grin full of teeth and squinty eyes. “It’s an Anderson take over of your Hummel Monarchy.  Should have warned you.  We’re highly skilled at usurping when you least expect—-it,” his voice shifted to a whisper once his back hit the blankets.  Kurt first?  Like he’d be dumb enough to stop him.

Blaine lifted onto his elbows grinning around his front teeth indenting the edge of his lip as Kurt began to sway to the beat of whatever song only he could hear.  Was he about to get a—yep. Kurt full on giving a strip tease that left Blaine sitting upright with a dumbfounded look. Reminding himself to wet his lips once Kurt faced him–mouth breathing through a slackjaw can do that to a person–, hazel eyes traveled up the length of his fiance’s body and stopped once he found the familiar shade of expectant blue staring down at him.  “Uhm..  T-that’s great,” he paused and blinked dim-wittedly, “I mean..”  –English, Blaine.  Try speaking it.–  He tried again but an impulsive double take over Kurt’s frame did absolutely no good for his effort.  “Perfect,” he breathed deep and finally got out, “Why are you so beautiful,” he didn’t expect an answer just shook his head and decided he should pull his shirt off and start catching up to the whole spend-the-day-naked decree.