I want a plot where Muse A gets dumped by their lover and they drunkenly walk to their lover’s building and start banging at their door but no one answers them so they just lean against the door dramatically and start muttering why they love them or ask what they should do to win their love back. Suddenly the door opens and hey it’s not their lover but Muse B whose sleep got interrupted because of Muse A’s emotional monologue. And really they can either be friends or lovers or even enemies from there. A drunk person yelling love confessions not meant for you at your door? Anything could happen.

cendriillon-archive:

shippy au where one doesn’t know how to kiss & the other teaches them step by step & it turns into this hot makeout session & ‘wow i did not know you could do that’

hcneysckle·:

^{i need exes au’s.}

we just broke up and you came over to get a box of your stuff from my place but wtf the power went out because of a really bad storm and you shouldn’t be driving in this just … chill for a couple of hours, okay?

we broke up years ago and both moved away, lost touch. now our friends each suggested a blind date and shit, you’re my date apparently.

we moved into a little apartment together while we were dating and then we broke up but neither of us could really afford to get our own place so now we’re stuck as roommates, watching each other bring home random one night stands or dates.

you were my brother/sister’s best friend and that’s how we met, and started dating. now we broke up and you’re obviously still friends with them, and you spend nights at my place but now it’s just awkward to run into you in the hall way at 1 am right after my shower.

we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.

we were our high school’s golden couple but we went to different colleges and the distance broke us up. fifteen years later, i’m in the middle/just getting over a bad marriage and you’re having your own relationship problems and it’s the high school reunion.

we dated pretty seriously and your parents were also absentee. now we are broken up and it’s like five years later and your absentee father is my new boss.

4am-reflections :

“no feelings,” he says as he wraps both of his arms around my waist, pulling me into his chest.

“no feelings,” i say when his fingers raise my chin towards his.

no feelings. our lips meet and a fire erupts inside me.

no feelings. days become weeks. his secrets become my own, his laughter the soundtrack of my nights.

no feelings. we lay on the couch, limbs intertwined. he plays with my hair. kisses me with his entire being as we say goodbye.

no feelings but i don’t mean it. i don’t mean it. i’m sorry.

4am

fangedbarbie:

does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic

post break-up au

nadiahilker:

i literally can’t sleep alone anymore so i’ve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please?

we promised to stay friends but we’re doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i don’t wanna point it out because i don’t want it to stop

listen i know i can’t just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you do

you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and i’m pretending i don’t know you’re not afraid of them at all because i miss you too

we keep showing up at all the same places separately because we’ve always had similar interests

are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?

i kissed you goodbye by accident – old habits die hard okay?!?!

roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car ride

instead of dividing up the CD’s, let’s play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)

i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it)

you’re my emergency contact and i’ve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospital

we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise i’m wearing your shirt

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Send me a ♠ for me to describe a favorite rp I’ve been in.

Eep! My favorite roleplay wasn’t on tumblr. It was one that I helped run with three other people on invisionfree that eventually moved to jcink. We did a cross fandom roleplay based off True Blood, Supernatural, TVD, Buffy and Being Human (UK). The plotline was they were fit into a universe that had the True Blood aspects of vampires being out in public but we worked in the major plots from all the other shows as well including centering the Hellmouth directly under New York City. There was a lot more to it than that, ofc. However! It was one of my absolute favorites and lasted for over three years. I think almost four??

Send me a ♦ for me to describe a plot that I’ve been wanting to do.

I’d love to do more in my Piano Man verse. Where Blaine is down on his luck, late twenties to early/mid thirties, and kinda let himself go into a funk of not really believing he can do the things he originally came to NYC to do. His friends were kind of cut off, he drops them calls and checks in rarely to say hi and let them know he’s okay. He plays at a piano bar I got some inspiration from various ones I’ve frequented through the years. The shop owner is a fully fleshed out NPC who acts kinda like a father figure and knows Blaine belongs somewhere else. But he pays him okay and the tips are enough to afford a small apartment nearby and he tells himself he’s content but really isn’t. Just playing some older Blaine plots in general would be fun. We could do anything in it and I have a ton of ideas. Like millions.

Special Shout Out To: Crack!Serial Killer plots. Cause I’ve been wanting them for a year (horror writer here) and I’ve yet to actually be able to write them!