nadiahilker:

• i literally can’t sleep alone anymore so i’ve shown up at your door in my pyjamas, can we have one more nap together, please? 
  
• we promised to stay friends but we’re doing the same stuff we did when we were a couple and i don’t wanna point it out because i don’t want it to stop
• listen i know i can’t just show up at your apartment at six in the morning but i need coffee and no one makes it like you do 
• you keep calling me over to get rid of spiders from your apartment and i’m pretending i don’t know you’re not afraid of them at all because i miss you too
• we keep showing up at all the same places separately because we’ve always had similar interests 
• are you?? sabotaging?? my dates?!?!?
• i kissed you goodbye by accident – old habits die hard okay?!?!
• roadtrip au where we need to save gas money so we take a long, awkward, tension-filled car ride 
• instead of dividing up the CD’s, let’s play a drinking game to determine who gets what (it may or may not end in sex)
• i was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that i climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it) 
• you’re my emergency contact and i’ve been in an accident so you drop everything to come to the hospital 
• we bumped into each other in the street and you were grinning like a cocky asshole the whole time so i stalked off only to realise i’m wearing your shirt